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Black T-shirt with white script text that reads 'Lunchbox Rachel'

Script Lunchbox Rachel T-Shirt

Perfect for when you like the music enough to buy a shirt, but not enough to wear colors.

Black T-shirt with a white printed design of a lunchbox and the text "Lunchnbox Rachel" in a script font.

Classic Lunchbox Rachel Logo T-SHirt

You told the drive-thru attendant about your breakup and they said “sick shirt.”

Black T-shirt with a graphic of a lunchbox and the text "Lunchbox Rachel" in pink, set against a background of vertical stripes in yellow, orange, red, and purple.

Retro Lunchbox Rachel Logo t-shirt

You could’ve worn a plain, black tee, but you’re not emotionally repressed.

Navy blue T-shirt with text that reads, "I bought the cheapest T-shirt," and "Luncheon Rachel" in a smaller script at the bottom.

Dollar menu Drip t-shirt

This shirt says “I wanted to support the band, but I also have groceries to buy.”

Orange T-shirt with a graphic of a lunchbox containing a pack of Marlboro cigarettes, a soda can, a slice of pizza, a napkin with the text 'Eat shit,' and a watch with a 'Try Again' message, along with the text 'Lunchbox Rachel' at the top.

try again later T-shirt

If you’ve ever asked a Magic 8-Ball if they’ll text you back…this shirt’s for you.

Gray T-shirt with a graphic of a vintage vending machine filled with snacks, buttons, and labels, featuring phrases like 'Too Country for Rock' and 'Wall of Shame demos'.

Wall of shame Vending Machine T-shirt

Press C3 for coping mechanisms.

Navy t-shirt with retro rainbow stripes and a yellow patch that says "Fueled by Vinyl and Vintage."

Fueled by Vintage & Vinyl T-Shirt

For the one who owns six denim jackets and says “I just like the sound of analog better.”

Red T-shirt with black, cursive text that reads, 'Too rock for the rodeo, too moonshine for the mosh pit.'

Too Rock for the Rodeo T-Shirt

If you regularly stump the Spotify AI DJ, this one’s for you.

Black T-shirt with white text that reads 'DEVOUR FECULENCE.'

Devour Feculence T-shirt

HR approved.

Black trucker hat with a humorous graphic and text. The graphic shows a man dressed as a pope wearing sunglasses, holding a drink. The text on the hat reads, 'May the Lört be with you,' with a speech bubble saying, 'It's a holy burn.'

It’s a holy Burn Hat

Sign with text: "May the Lört be with you" and a cartoon man with sunglasses holding a drink, saying "It's a holy burn."

It’s a holy burn Sticker

A yellow warning sign with a black silhouette of a person's head with styled hair and a tongue sticking out. The sign says 'Ego Adult on Board!' in bold black letters.

Emo Adult on board sticker

Black background with large white text reading 'I charge extra if you request chicken fried'. At the bottom is a logo for Sluddie's with a purple octopus wearing sunglasses, surrounded by blue and red flames, and the text 'Sluddie's' and 'Still you can spill on'.

Chicken Fried Sticker

Humorous sign saying, 'I charge double if you request wagon wheel,' featuring a colorful octopus logo at the bottom.

Wagon Wheel StickeR

Black T-shirt with white text that says "I charge triple if you request 'free bird!!!'" and a colorful logo for Sludgie's, featuring an octopus with sunglasses.

free bird! Sticker

Sign stating 'This car plays B-sides only' with a logo at the bottom for Sludgie's Dive Bar & Design, featuring a purple octopus wearing a cowboy hat and surrounded by nautical and rock and roll imagery.

B-Sides only Sticker

Black background with white text that says, 'ASK ME ABOUT MY STUDENT LOANS' in large font, with the word 'STUDENT LOANS' in a collage of different letter styles, and a small cartoon octopus logo reading 'Sludgie's' at the bottom.

Student Loans Sticker

Black background with white text saying "MY FAVORITE VENUE IS THE COMMENTS SECTION." and a small colorful logo in the bottom left corner that says "Sluddies".

Favorite venue Sticker

A cartoon illustration of an open fortune cookie with a paper slip inside that reads 'Nice try! Fuck you.'

Fortune Cookie Sticker

A lavender-colored hand holding a disco ball with the text 'I DON'T LIKE YOUR BAND' written on it.

I don’t like your band Sticker

A woman with red hair lying on a bed in a vintage-style room, with a red armchair, a small table, and a potted plant in the background. The text on the image reads "I'd rather be reading Jim Morrison poems."

jim morrison sticker

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