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Black T-shirt with white script text that reads 'Lunchbox Rachel'

Script Lunchbox Rachel T-Shirt

Perfect for when you like the music enough to buy a shirt, but not enough to wear colors.

$28 | 9,000 Spotify Streams
Black T-shirt with a white printed design of a lunchbox and the text "Lunchnbox Rachel" in a script font.

Classic Lunchbox Rachel Logo T-SHirt

You told the drive-thru attendant about your breakup and they said “sick shirt.”

$28 | 2,800 Apple Music Streams
Black T-shirt with a graphic of a lunchbox and the text "Lunchbox Rachel" in pink, set against a background of vertical stripes in yellow, orange, red, and purple.

Retro Lunchbox Rachel Logo t-shirt

You could’ve worn a plain, black tee, but you’re not emotionally repressed.

$28 | 3,500 Youtube Music Streams
Navy blue T-shirt with text that reads, "I bought the cheapest T-shirt," and "Luncheon Rachel" in a smaller script at the bottom.

Dollar menu Drip t-shirt

This shirt says “I wanted to support the band, but I also have groceries to buy.”

$24 | 6,000 Amazon Music Streams
Orange T-shirt with a graphic of a lunchbox containing a pack of Marlboro cigarettes, a soda can, a slice of pizza, a napkin with the text 'Eat shit,' and a watch with a 'Try Again' message, along with the text 'Lunchbox Rachel' at the top.

try again later T-shirt

If you’ve ever asked a Magic 8-Ball if they’ll text you back…this shirt’s for you.

$28 | 2,181 Tidal Music Streams
Gray T-shirt with a graphic of a vintage vending machine filled with snacks, buttons, and labels, featuring phrases like 'Too Country for Rock' and 'Wall of Shame demos'.

Wall of shame Vending Machine T-shirt

Press C3 for coping mechanisms.

$ 28 | 6,965 Amazon Music Streams
Navy t-shirt with retro rainbow stripes and a yellow patch that says "Fueled by Vinyl and Vintage."

Fueled by Vintage & Vinyl T-Shirt

For the one who owns six denim jackets and says “I just like the sound of analog better.”

$28 | 4,375 Deezer Streams
Red T-shirt with black, cursive text that reads, 'Too rock for the rodeo, too moonshine for the mosh pit.'

Too Rock for the Rodeo T-Shirt

If you regularly stump the Spotify AI DJ, this one’s for you.

$28 | 21,053 Pandora Streams
Black T-shirt with white text that reads 'DEVOUR FECULENCE.'

Devour Feculence T-shirt

HR approved.

$28 | 2,800 IHeartMedia Streams
Black trucker hat with a humorous graphic and text. The graphic shows a man dressed as a pope wearing sunglasses, holding a drink. The text on the hat reads, 'May the Lört be with you,' with a speech bubble saying, 'It's a holy burn.'

It’s a holy Burn Hat

$35 | Buy now
Sign with text: "May the Lört be with you" and a cartoon man with sunglasses holding a drink, saying "It's a holy burn."

It’s a holy burn Sticker

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A yellow warning sign with a black silhouette of a person's head with styled hair and a tongue sticking out. The sign says 'Ego Adult on Board!' in bold black letters.

Emo Adult on board sticker

$8 | Buy now
Black background with large white text reading 'I charge extra if you request chicken fried'. At the bottom is a logo for Sluddie's with a purple octopus wearing sunglasses, surrounded by blue and red flames, and the text 'Sluddie's' and 'Still you can spill on'.

Chicken Fried Sticker

$8 | Buy now
Humorous sign saying, 'I charge double if you request wagon wheel,' featuring a colorful octopus logo at the bottom.

Wagon Wheel StickeR

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Black T-shirt with white text that says "I charge triple if you request 'free bird!!!'" and a colorful logo for Sludgie's, featuring an octopus with sunglasses.

free bird! Sticker

$8 | BUY NOW
Sign stating 'This car plays B-sides only' with a logo at the bottom for Sludgie's Dive Bar & Design, featuring a purple octopus wearing a cowboy hat and surrounded by nautical and rock and roll imagery.

B-Sides only Sticker

$8 | buy now
Black background with white text that says, 'ASK ME ABOUT MY STUDENT LOANS' in large font, with the word 'STUDENT LOANS' in a collage of different letter styles, and a small cartoon octopus logo reading 'Sludgie's' at the bottom.

Student Loans Sticker

$8 | buy now
Black background with white text saying "MY FAVORITE VENUE IS THE COMMENTS SECTION." and a small colorful logo in the bottom left corner that says "Sluddies".

Favorite venue Sticker

$8 | buy now
A cartoon illustration of an open fortune cookie with a paper slip inside that reads 'Nice try! Fuck you.'

Fortune Cookie Sticker

$6 | buy now
A lavender-colored hand holding a disco ball with the text 'I DON'T LIKE YOUR BAND' written on it.

I don’t like your band Sticker

$6 | buy now
A woman with red hair lying on a bed in a vintage-style room, with a red armchair, a small table, and a potted plant in the background. The text on the image reads "I'd rather be reading Jim Morrison poems."

jim morrison sticker

$8 | buy now

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